The Man, His Wife And The Kite

Just a quick joke to show how “women are from Venus and men from Mars”.

There was this bloke who was having a little difficulty while trying to fly a kite in his backyard. He throws it up in the air and though the wond catches it for awhile it comes crashing down. He chucks it up a few more time with the same result.

His wife who is watching from the kitchen window mutters to herself how unbeleivable it is that men have to be shown how to do everything. Frustrated she opens up the window and yells out to her husband, “You need more tail.”

The poor husband turns with this really confuded look on his face and says, “Bloody hell woman, would you make up your mind. Last night you told me to go fly a kite!”


This Post Has 4 Comments

  1. FF&F

    Hi Sire, Are you aware that you are the blogger of the day at payperpost? Congrats!

  2. Sire

    Hey mate, yeah I’ve printed a huge poster of it and put it on the wall 😆 Thanks for the vote of encouragement.

  3. Christine Senter

    OMG, Now that’s funny.

    Congrats on being blogger of the day. Can I have your autograph????

    😆

  4. Sire

    Sure, but it will have to wait til our double date. 😉

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