This all came about when a guy was talking to his mate about his future bride.
“You know mate, as much as I love her, it really important to me that my future wife is a virgin but I just don’t know how I can find this out without offending her.”
“No worries,” replies his mate, “all you need is some red paint, some green paint and a shovel.”
Now the prospective groom is really confused; “What the hell for?” he asks.
“Well, you have to paint one ball red and the other ball you paint green. If she laughs on your honeymoon and says, “Those are the funniest balls I’ve ever seen!”, you hit her with the shovel.
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