We as men all have a hard time of marriage every now and again but I reckon that most of the time it’s reall all out fault. Take Norman for example, he comes home from an exhausting day at work, sits his fat arse on the couch in front of the TV, and calls to his wife, “Get me a beer before it starts will ya hon?”
His dutiful wife sighs and gets him a beer.
Not long after, he says, “Get me another beer before it starts.”
Not all impressed as she is trying to get dinner ready she fetches Norm another beer and slams it down next to him.
Norm finishes that beer and a few minutes later says, “Quick, get me another beer, it’s going to start any minute now.”
That was the last straw and she yells at him “Is that all you’re going to do tonight? Drink beer and sit in front of that TV? You’re nothing but a lazy, drunken, fat slob, and furthermore . . .”
Norm simply sighs and says, “It’s started . . ” 😆
