I got this email today and while I know we all have to pay taxes because the country needs it to provide services and such, you sort of wonder every now and again that perhaps the politicians are taking it all a bit too far. Could it be that the reason they never have enough money to run the country is because they are all bloody useless at managing it.
Let’s think about it for a minute. These morons know that they’re only accountable for the money they waste when election time comes around, and when it does they spend a huge amount on their election campaigns trying to convince people that they’re really do a good job. It seems to work too otherwise we wouldn’t have a Labor government at the moment.
Anyway, enough small talk, here’s that email I was telling you about.
At first I thought this was funny……
Then I realized the awful truth of it.
Be sure to read all the way to the end!
Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he’s fed.Tax his work,
Tax his pay,
He works for peanuts
Anyway!Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think…Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his ass.Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won’t be done
Till he has no dough.When he screams and hollers;
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till
He’s good and sore.Then tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he’s laid.When he’s gone,
Do not relax,
It’s time to apply
The inheritance tax.Accounts Receivable Tax
Airline surcharge tax
Airline Fuel Tax
Airport Maintenance Tax
Building Permit Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Goods and Services Tax (GST)
Death Tax
Dog License Tax
Driving Permit Tax
Environmental Tax (Fee)
Excise Taxes
Federal Income Tax
Fishing License Tax
Petrol Tax (too much per litre)
Health Tax
Hunting License Tax
Interest Tax
Liquor Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax
Mortgage Tax
Personal Income Tax
Property Tax
Poverty Tax
Prescription Drug Tax
Real Estate Tax
Vehicle Tax
Retail Sales Tax
Service Charge Tax
School Tax
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Water Tax
Watercraft Registration Tax
Well Permit TaxWorkers Compensation Tax
And Now Julia Gillard Wants a Carbon Tax !
STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?
Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, & our nation was one of the most prosperous in the world.. We had absolutely no national debt, had a large middle class, and Mum stayed home to raise the kids.
What in the “Hell” happened? Can you spell ‘politicians?’I hope this goes around Australia at least 100 times!!!!! YOU can help it get there!!!!
GO AHEAD – – – be an Australian !!!!!!!!!!
Well, I did my bit. You may want to pass this on by giving it a tweet or something.
Hey mate!
Think this is the first time I’ve ventured onto this blog. Absolutely love the domain name! 🙂
We often complain about some of the sleazy tactics that some Internet Marketers get up to, but man, they’ve got nothing on what our own bloody government does!
Doing my little bit to rage against the machine… tweeting now. 🙂
Kind regards,
Steve
I was lucky to get it Steve, I tried countless combinations until I found this one. You’d be amazed at how many people type bullshit into the search engines. If I had one cent for every time they did that I’d be in the next tax bracket and the government would take it all. :furious_tb: :guns_tb:
Thanks for the Tweet too Steve, its really appreciated.
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I’m doing my bit right HERE!
ATTENTION ! ATTENTION ! I am reliably informed by interested groups that the biggest rally against the carbon tax will take place at the next opening of parliament on August 20th. All sections of transport in Australia are starting a convoy of vehicles [ mainly trucks but all people are invited ]. These convoys will start from all capitol cities in Australia and proceed down major highways to arrive at Parliament house Canberra on August 20th. Information will be posted on the ‘Menzies House’ website. I’ll bet you won’t find THIS information in the main stream media. Those wishing to take part should display the Australian flag on their vehicle and join the convoys as they proceed past and through major towns on all the major arterial roads close to the Parliament opening date.