There were a whole heap of canary jokes involving a little boy back in the days when I was still wet behind the ears. I reckon they will be easily adapted to little Johnny. The first one might be over the heads of the younger bloggers as it involves some ancient technology. It will be interesting to see how many get the joke. It goes like this.
Little johnny goes to the supermarket and seems to be aimlessly wandering around. the manager notices him and decides to keep an eye on him because he thought he was acting suspicious. After awhile he gets fed up and goes up to him and asks if he can help.
Manger: what are you looking for little boy
Johnny: I’m looking for some Omo (for washing your clothes)
Manager: What do want Omo for?
Johnny: to wash my canary
Manager: you’ll kill him if you wash him in Omo.
Johnny persists so the manager sells him the Omo.
In a couple of days he see Little johnny again so he asks him how the canary is.
Johnny: oh, he died
Manager: I told him it would kill him if you washed him in Omo
Johnny: Oh it wasn’t that it was the wringer. 😆
OK how many of you got the punch line? I’d be interested to know.
