There was a man who had had a headache for twenty years and was at the point where he wanted to end his own life, but he decided to go to a specialist first.
No doctor could solve his problem, until finally one of them said “You have a very rare problem, your testicles are pressed up against your spine causing your headache. The only way to remedy it is to remove your testicles.â€
The man hesitantly agrees and gets them removed.
On his way home he walks past a taylor shop with a sign saying “ALL SUITS HALF PRICEâ€
Being in need of a new suit he walks in where a man greets him and says “Hello Sir I see you want a suit, I would say that you are a 34 sleeve and a 24 pant.â€
“Wow! How did you know that?†said the man.
“Why Sir I’ve been in this business for 40 years. Would you like shoes to go with that?â€
“Sure†says the man. “Okay I’d say that you’re a size 10 wide.â€
“Ok, now you’re freaking me out…Thats a great talent†says the man.
“Thanks†replied the shopkeeper, “Now how about some undergarments?â€
“Ok see if you can guess my sizeâ€, said the man.
“Easy 36″ said the shopkeeper.
“Nope 34″ replied the man.
To which the shopkeeper exclaimed “Impossible a size 34 would skwish your testicles against your spine and you’de get a headacheâ€.