It’s been a long time since I have come across a good Irish joke and let’s face it Irish jokes are almost as popular as blonde jokes. This one is a real good one.
A Scotsman, Englishman and an Irishman were working out bush for several months and were missing the pleasure that only a woman can give. They decided to send away for an inflatable sex doll. When it finally came they drew lots to see who would get the first shot. The Englishman won and goes off with his prize to the spare room.
Minutes later he came out with a beaming smile and says, “That was bloody great, even better than the old wife.”
Then it was the Scotsman’s turn and he also came out with a satisfied grin saying, “Your not bloody wrong mate, it sure was worth the money we spent.”
The Irishman then took his turn and comes out almost straight away and say, “I don’t know what you wankers were all raving on about. The damn thing is bloody useless. All I did was give it a little love bite and she let out a bloody great fart and flew out the window.”
