This was originally supposed to be a ‘guest post’ for another blogger so I took a bit more time over it and emailed it to her over two weeks ago. She seemed excited, but maybe being a bloke I read her ‘signals’ wrong. As I said, it was over two weeks ago and she has done several posts since so I gather that she didn’t like it. I figured, no worries, and not wanting a good post to go to waste I decided to post it here.
Some of you may be wondering what some bloke nearing fifty could possibly have to tell a bunch of single women who have passed the big 40 year mark? Let’s face it, if you want to land a woman ask another woman if you want to get a man then you need to know how a man thinks.
The trouble with women when they hit 40 is that they have been on their own for so long they are pretty set in their ways. Therefore the first thing a woman should ask herself is “Am I willing to change who I am just to get a man?” If the answer is yes then I suggest you go have a cup of coffee and analyze that question again. Why should you change who you are just to be with someone else? If he can’t accept you for who you are then ditch him and try again.
When going out with a man the best piece of advice I can give is to be yourself. The biggest mistake women make is faking their persona just so a man may think highly of them. Big mistake, because once you’ve hooked him and he finds out later that it was all a ruse, you will be heading for one hell of a rocky relationship, and you can be sure that every chance he gets he will throw in your face just how much you have ‘changed’.
So, if you are one to fart on the odd occasion, let one rip right in front of him! If he sticks around after that, you are past first base. If he doesn’t hang around, then he wasn’t really into you anyway. Another thing is to never put out on the fist few dates because if you do then you will never know if he is interested in you or in his own sexual gratification. If he continues to call around then you are passed second base.
Another thing you need to remember is when it eventually gets to the sex, a man at times needs to be shown what to do, so if he isn’t doing it right, it is in your own best interest to set him straight. If he can’t take constructive criticism or is so bloody insecure that he gets offended then he isn’t for you. If, on the other hand you find that he is prepared to listen and learn then you are passed third base. One thing to note is that you in turn should also be prepared to take instruction from him on certain things that may interest him.
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There is one thing to remember in all this though, and that is that while sex is important it is not enough to keep a relationship alive. If all you have is lust and not love in essence you really have a pretty dry relationship and not even the old KY Jelly would be enough to keep the whole thing going. Lust without love makes us no better than animals.
Now, you are probably waiting for the big finale, the final stroke that will get you to home base. Really, that comes with time for only time will tell whether you are truly suited to each other. Just remember, once you land him, that no one is bloody perfect and that if the bloke you end up with is watching TV, get his bloody attention before you tell him anything important!
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O.k Here is the scoop. Your article did not piss me off in the least. The problem I see, especially in my world is that I cannot find anyone I am in the least bit interested in to screw. There are more disgusting men in my neck of the woods and so disgusting I wouldn’t even want to hold hands with. So the problem is not getting them. the problem is, there is no one to even want to get, hence the advice is well useless. At least for me…I will publish your article…though…and respond to it likewise but maybe a more towards my world, That would be nice….smiles
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Robin, the article was never aimed towards you in particular, and like a lot of my posts it is tongue in cheek. Heck, what man is there that really understands women anyway.
I never once thought the article ‘pissed’ you off, just that you didn’t like it or it didn’t suit your blog. Don’t post it on my account, especially if it doesn’t suit your blog. As for a man in your life, give it time and one will show up, just don’t settle for less than what you deserve or it will bite you in the ass later.
This is one good article! Although I’m nowhere near 40, I guess it still applies to any woman of any age. I like the farting in front of the guy part. I didn’t fart tho (just burped. LOL).
I also believe that lust without love is not good. It’s a waste of time screwing everyone just for the heck of it or maybe because of raging hormones. I think that it does some sort of emotional damage on the woman’s end without her knowing it. :drunk_tb:
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Vikki, don’t for a minute think that I actually know what I am talking about, I am after all a ‘mere male’. Still I believe in the love not lust part of it. As for the farting idea it was something I got from one of Robin’s posts. I think I will link to it in appreciation for giving me the idea.
And I appreciate your honesty. :happy_tb: Anyway, I just find it cool when these things come out of a man’s mouth even if you think you don’t know what you’re talking about. :tongue1_tb:
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Yeah, they broke the mold when they made me. :jittery_tb: