This woman is looking to buy her husband a special gift for his birthday but he is just so hard to buy for. After a long day of shopping she goes into a peculiar pet store to see if he can find something special for him. She finds the shop assistant and tells him she wants to buy a special gift for her husband but doesn’t want to spend a fortune.
“Well,” he says, “I’ve got this really big bullfrog that they reckon gives great blow-jobs!”
“Blow-jobs?”
“It hasn’t been proven but we’ve sold thirty of them in this month alone.”
The woman thinks that if nothing else it would make a great gag gift and if it did turn out to be true it would mean she wouldn’t have to give anymore blow-jobs. So she buy the frog and gives it to her husband who laughs off the idea that the frog does blow-jobs.
She goes to bed happy hoping that she would never have to give another blow-job. Later that night she is awakened by the noise of pots and pans flying all over the place. She runs downstairs to the kitchen to find her husband and the frog pouring over cook books.
“What the hell is going on here?”, she asks.
The husband replies, “If I can teach this frog to cook, you’re out of here!”
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Perhaps I would find that more believable if this actual post provided something ‘helpful’ instead of being just a joke.
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